








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4030 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2614 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3165 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3923 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,567 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FarripasGG | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | sMile--´ ඞ | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | PnN | 38% | 37 |
| #4 | Shaylorek | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FarripasGG | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | sMile--´ ඞ | 39% | 49 |
| #3 | PnN | 38% | 37 |
| #4 | Shaylorek | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FarripasGG | 11 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | sMile--´ ඞ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | PnN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Shaylorek | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FarripasGG | 231 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | sMile--´ ඞ | 173 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | PnN | 125 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shaylorek | 61 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PnN | +2.82 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | Shaylorek | -0.49 | 43 | 45 |
| #3 | FarripasGG | -0.64 | 35 | 53 |
| #4 | sMile--´ ඞ | -0.82 | 48 | 64 |
| #5 | ♠ Shambles | -1.92 | 26 | 77 |





