








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4567 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4561 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2569 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $376,084 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flaven | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | Solidari10 | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | Step sis Albedo | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Llama Drama | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | Neagle | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Step sis Albedo | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Llama Drama | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | Neagle | 43% | 54 |
| #6 | Grav Inspektør | 36% | 50 |
| #7 | drru.zip | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Step sis Albedo | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Neagle | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Llama Drama | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Flaven | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Grav Inspektør | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solidari10 | 176 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Llama Drama | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Neagle | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Grav Inspektør | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Flaven | 70 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flaven | +7.54 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | ZoomPix | +2.45 | 52 | 65 |
| #3 | Llama Drama | +0.93 | 49 | 62 |
| #4 | Step sis Albedo | +0.13 | 43 | 56 |
| #5 | drru.zip | -3.25 | 44 | 12 |





