








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1799 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1206 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 872 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,104 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joki.exe | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | krom | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | juhsz | 47% | 51 |
| #4 | الحسن ابن عل | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | Scooby-Doo | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krom | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | juhsz | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | الحسن ابن عل | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Scooby-Doo | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Kjersoe | 2 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krom | +4.73 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | k1 vagy 1őve | +3.57 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | Kjersoe | +2.91 | 86 | 57 |
| #4 | joki.exe | -1.38 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | الحسن ابن عل | -2.40 | 42 | 42 |





