








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3560 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3416 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2706 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4103 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,031,471 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feanorV | 61% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feanorV | 61% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feanorV | 9 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feanorV | 450 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dre9X | +2.75 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | feanorV | +2.55 | 81 | 71 |





