








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1071 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1586 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1017 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,778 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lina_xscape | 50% | 107 |
| #2 | iEtrico | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | snarkyalyx | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lina_xscape | 50% | 107 |
| #2 | iEtrico | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | snarkyalyx | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snarkyalyx | 13 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | lina_xscape | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iEtrico | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | snarkyalyx | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | lina_xscape | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _M_I_T_I__N-M- | +3.11 | 94 | 32 |
| #2 | iEtrico | -0.25 | 49 | 54 |
| #3 | snarkyalyx | -0.59 | 36 | 56 |
| #4 | lina_xscape | -1.94 | 49 | 14 |





