








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1307 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1080 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1002 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 973 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,059 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralphy✔ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Keltyreece | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | qRalphy | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Carter | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Kevinlad11 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralphy✔ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Keltyreece | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | qRalphy | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | Carter | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Kevinlad11 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keltyreece | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Ralphy✔ | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Carter | 1 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Kevinlad11 | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keltyreece | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ralphy✔ | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Carter | 16 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kevinlad11 | 13 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | qRalphy | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr0xje | +2.50 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Ralphy✔ | +2.21 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Keltyreece | +0.38 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Carter | -0.40 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | Kevinlad11 | -1.49 | 83 | 46 |





