








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3566 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 717 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1313 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2915 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,210 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn!p3r | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | ⓀⒶⓅⓄ | 55% | 190 |
| #3 | bresch0r | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | mono | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn!p3r | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | ⓀⒶⓅⓄ | 55% | 190 |
| #3 | bresch0r | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | mono | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓀⒶⓅⓄ | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | bresch0r | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Sn!p3r | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓀⒶⓅⓄ | 327 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | bresch0r | 119 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sn!p3r | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | mono | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓀⒶⓅⓄ | +1.79 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | AlRonMCBong | +1.60 | 72 | 31 |
| #3 | bresch0r | -0.63 | 55 | 57 |
| #4 | mono | -1.89 | 58 | 63 |
| #5 | Sn!p3r | -5.11 | 20 | 37 |





