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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 11% |
| Smokes | 282 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 488 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 317 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,010 of utility $304 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | shoramko | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | Nerdqs | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | NFiNiTy | 54% | 39 |
| #9 | Firespit | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | Žubret | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NFiNiTy | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Žubret | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaňkoVytrieskal | +4.55 | 55 | 76 |
| #2 | shoramko | +4.48 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Zubryk | +2.08 | 63 | 51 |
| #4 | NFiNiTy | +1.96 | 53 | 82 |
| #5 | Žubret | +1.43 | 53 | 56 |





