








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 510 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1002 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 592 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,978 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Dog | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | 1Berg | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Rayne | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | 1Maru | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Popeye | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Dog | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | 1Berg | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Rayne | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | 1Maru | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Popeye | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayne | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | 1Berg | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayne | 122 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | 1Berg | 63 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Popeye | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | 1Maru | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | 1Dog | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popeye | +5.37 | 56 | 46 |
| #2 | Rayne | +5.31 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | 1Dog | +2.85 | 93 | 26 |
| #4 | sorry | +0.59 | 39 | 52 |
| #5 | 1Berg | +0.24 | 51 | 49 |





