








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 244 | 30% |
| Smokes | 224 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 106 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 227 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,893 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | AggerTheSlayer - on fire | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | horselars | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | Holt3n | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | Cryptex | 38% | 13 |
| #8 | $! Haftan live $! | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryptex | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Holt3n | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | horselars | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ...... | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | AggerTheSlayer - on fire | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Tvigger | +7.39 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | Cryptex | +0.91 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | krusew0w | +0.90 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | ...... | +0.01 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | $! Haftan live $! | -0.21 | 72 | 69 |





