








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3678 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2901 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4156 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3287 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,409 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1009 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukko4ever | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | n o x i | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | Apustaja | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Kite | 52% | 313 |
| #5 | Mezkyh | 51% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jukeeeh | +2.18 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | Kite | +2.02 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Mezkyh | +1.23 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | juppe | -0.08 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | Lukko4ever | -0.34 | 70 | 41 |





