








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 16% |
| Smokes | 312 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 234 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,421 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pauke | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Xethox | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xethox | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | Pauke | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #3 | BaphomeT | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | rhyzon | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HerrLungenfisch | +4.94 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | BaphomeT | +4.08 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | SuCk0r | +3.55 | 44 | 85 |
| #4 | rhyzon | +2.05 | 78 | 42 |
| #5 | Pauke | -1.00 | 62 | 49 |





