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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4284 | 49% |
| Smokes | 334 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 3770 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $572,160 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewz95아흔다섯 | 75% | 72 |
| #2 | daddysuley | 51% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewz95아흔다섯 | 75% | 72 |
| #2 | daddysuley | 51% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddysuley | 22 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Lewz95아흔다섯 | 6 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddysuley | 1183 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | Lewz95아흔다섯 | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewz95아흔다섯 | +8.83 | 70 | 51 |
| #2 | Amsel | -3.51 | 14 | 42 |
| #3 | daddysuley | -3.94 | 13 | 49 |





