








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3080 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3064 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,748,649 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 539 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blueFOX | 57% | 141 |
| #2 | Insomnia | 53% | 239 |
| #3 | daddy chan | 52% | 285 |
| #4 | ^6mdk.ders | 52% | 357 |
| #5 | WorldOfTShirts | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | daddy chan | 52% | 285 |
| #4 | ^6mdk.ders | 52% | 357 |
| #5 | WorldOfTShirts | 52% | 29 |
| #6 | Suspicious_Driver | 45% | 40 |
| #7 | FrankSwole | 42% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^6mdk.ders | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Insomnia | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | blueFOX | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | daddy chan | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | FrankSwole | 8 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^6mdk.ders | 1919 | 0.27 | 56 min |
| #2 | daddy chan | 698 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | blueFOX | 586 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #4 | Insomnia | 226 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Suspicious_Driver | 176 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^6mdk.ders | +2.71 | 58 | 71 |
| #2 | Insomnia | +0.46 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | burt | +0.19 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | daddy chan | +0.01 | 55 | 72 |
| #5 | WorldOfTShirts | -1.84 | 39 | 43 |





