








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 318 | 16% |
| Smokes | 526 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 553 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 554 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $404,863 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domingo a noite | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Mora | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Rubi Light | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | 「hëllz」 | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Mora | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 「hëllz」 | 1 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Domingo a noite | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 122 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mora | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rubi Light | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 27 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Domingo a noite | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGÃO MANCO | +3.77 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | Domingo a noite | +2.90 | 47 | 68 |
| #3 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | +0.94 | 42 | 74 |
| #4 | 「hëllz」 | +0.36 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | Mora | -0.37 | 10 | 55 |





