








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 680 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




224 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 13% |
| Smokes | 477 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1595 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1492 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,140 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ticczy | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | COOLER1 | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Ke0 | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | Yuzzas | 47% | 652 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ticczy | 62% | 82 |
| #2 | COOLER1 | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Ke0 | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | Yuzzas | 47% | 652 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuzzas | 71 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | COOLER1 | 20 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | ticczy | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Ke0 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuzzas | 319 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ke0 | 164 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | COOLER1 | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ticczy | 64 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COOLER1 | +3.90 | 96 | 46 |
| #2 | ticczy | +3.79 | 93 | 33 |
| #3 | KURKA | +2.52 | 72 | 20 |
| #4 | Ke0 | -0.83 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Yuzzas | -2.44 | 64 | 16 |





