








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4982 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4938 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1997 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2325 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,289,945 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TETE | 81% | 27 |
| #2 | 강 이 | 69% | 36 |
| #3 | r1ngkle | 69% | 159 |
| #4 | 차무식 | 65% | 285 |
| #5 | 두 | 65% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 으녕 | 56% | 170 |
| #10 | JUN | 55% | 47 |
| #11 | s1mple | 54% | 65 |
| #12 | Pinkbin | 53% | 68 |
| #13 | Mozzi | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SussyCat | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | 차무식 | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | r1ngkle | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | s1mple | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | 으녕 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SussyCat | 870 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | r1ngkle | 331 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mozzi | 254 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | 으녕 | 227 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | 차무식 | 175 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TETE | +5.49 | 99 | 49 |
| #2 | r1ngkle | +3.17 | 98 | 61 |
| #3 | h1ro | +2.61 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | 차무식 | +2.12 | 93 | 44 |
| #5 | SussyCat | +1.93 | 75 | 68 |





