








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2491 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2524 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2875 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,507,102 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALEX.HO | 71% | 52 |
| #2 | HKUNCLE | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | aquaa | 62% | 58 |
| #4 | Shing[KaiFongCC] | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | VinCi | 60% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALEX.HO | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | VinCi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | HKUNCLE | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ROAD TO SILVER | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | aquaa | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinCi | 399 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | aquaa | 260 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | ALEX.HO | 183 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | ROAD TO SILVER | 149 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | HaKuNaMaTaTa | 101 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HKUNCLE | +4.77 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | aquaa | +4.76 | 94 | 69 |
| #3 | ROAD TO SILVER | +1.86 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | VinCi | +1.62 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Siuuu | +1.45 | 78 | 47 |





