








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 110 | 8% |
| Smokes | 461 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 439 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,430 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxmous | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | big moshi | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | CarK | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | UnLiMiTt3d | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | viyzen | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | big moshi | 416 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fxmous | 308 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | UnLiMiTt3d | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | viyzen | 76 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | CarK | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxmous | +6.52 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | viyzen | +4.92 | 72 | 44 |
| #3 | big moshi | +0.91 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | CarK | -0.17 | 72 | 43 |
| #5 | UnLiMiTt3d | -0.24 | 60 | 53 |





