








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1244 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1869 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 973 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1252 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,426 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legolas159 | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Inphur | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | ✪JHollowHead | 52% | 83 |
| #4 | C4zual | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legolas159 | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | Inphur | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | ✪JHollowHead | 52% | 83 |
| #4 | C4zual | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪JHollowHead | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | C4zual | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Inphur | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Legolas159 | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C4zual | 454 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪JHollowHead | 187 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Inphur | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Legolas159 | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIgDuncan69 | +1.59 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | Inphur | +0.50 | 64 | 37 |
| #3 | C4zual | -0.70 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | ✪JHollowHead | -0.73 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Legolas159 | -0.77 | 43 | 20 |





