








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1399 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1301 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,716 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 572 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Augustín | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | m1kousek | 63% | 27 |
| #3 | Lalokáč | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Warmix | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Zombie | 57% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1kousek | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Mogarisho | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Dominikk | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | CzechElement | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | UNTerwasserman | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominikk | +2.77 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | m1kousek | +1.13 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | fantomlya | +0.80 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | Džamal420 | +0.63 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | Augustín | +0.32 | 88 | 40 |





