








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 971 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3695 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3216 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3589 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2755 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,574 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klemwzo | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | TED | 58% | 59 |
| #3 | Tinca | 56% | 158 |
| #4 | No ✪Rec0il control | 54% | 114 |
| #5 | fantek123 | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | KRAB | 49% | 63 |
| #11 | ✪︎ Gašperček | 48% | 31 |
| #12 | kekconi✪ | 45% | 42 |
| #13 | Patix | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | Quest | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ⓡ🇪ⓂⓂa | 1186 | 0.27 | 32 min |
| #2 | No ✪Rec0il control | 384 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | reyn | 316 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tinca | 123 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Marcleft_Kurba | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anthr4Xx | +3.31 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Patix | +2.39 | 96 | 48 |
| #3 | ✪︎ Gašperček | +1.22 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | TED | +0.19 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Tinca | -0.72 | 77 | 54 |





