








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 781 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2595 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1698 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1991 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,110 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golu | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | 7ochie | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | narris | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | tye | 58% | 106 |
| #5 | jydn | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jydn | 58% | 52 |
| #6 | anti parazi | 40% | 20 |
| #7 | ron | 40% | 20 |
| #8 | DONNIEDARKO | 33% | 18 |
| #9 | kicker | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jydn | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | tye | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Golu | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | 7ochie | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | ron | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tye | 340 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | jydn | 194 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | DONNIEDARKO | 102 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | ron | 100 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Golu | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JKR. | +2.52 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | anti parazi | +1.46 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | jydn | +1.16 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | tye | +0.53 | 90 | 61 |
| #5 | ron | +0.38 | 60 | 60 |





