








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 282 | 14% |
| Smokes | 358 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 605 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,543 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kfrost | 25% | 8 |
| #2 | trbo | 22% | 9 |
| #3 | Roosti | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | Big Wade. | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kfrost | 25% | 8 |
| #2 | trbo | 22% | 9 |
| #3 | Roosti | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | Big Wade. | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roosti | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trbo | 49 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #2 | Big Wade. | 38 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | kfrost | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Roosti | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kfrost | +3.39 | 76 | 28 |
| #2 | Roosti | +0.41 | 57 | 58 |
| #3 | MrAppleseed | +0.14 | 64 | 43 |
| #4 | trbo | -3.38 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Big Wade. | -3.55 | 40 | 43 |





