








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 205 | 26% |
| Smokes | 265 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 85 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 238 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,748 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hekko | 42% | 33 |
| #2 | blue fall guy | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | uttampuri6699 | 17% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hekko | 42% | 33 |
| #2 | blue fall guy | 41% | 22 |
| #3 | uttampuri6699 | 17% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uttampuri6699 | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Hekko | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | blue fall guy | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uttampuri6699 | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Hekko | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | blue fall guy | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue fall guy | +0.86 | 61 | 32 |
| #2 | pink fall guy | +0.73 | 43 | 29 |
| #3 | Hekko | -0.93 | 48 | 36 |
| #4 | uttampuri6699 | -6.45 | 16 | 11 |





