








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Renown | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4134 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4980 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3383 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3237 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,949 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rap !? | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Suts | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | Taistar=D | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | proudcaKe ⛟♿ | 48% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rap !? | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Suts | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | Taistar=D | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | proudcaKe ⛟♿ | 48% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proudcaKe ⛟♿ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Taistar=D | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Suts | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | proudcaKe ⛟♿ | 1012 | 0.31 | 27 min |
| #2 | Suts | 590 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | Taistar=D | 139 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rap !? | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taistar=D | +2.03 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Frostrunes | +1.62 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Rap !? | -0.26 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | proudcaKe ⛟♿ | -0.51 | 60 | 63 |
| #5 | Suts | -1.35 | 65 | 73 |





