








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 340 | 14% |
| Smokes | 811 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 618 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 730 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $401,668 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flennii | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | DoTox | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | RaNicK | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | warmsker | 15% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flennii | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | DoTox | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | RaNicK | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | warmsker | 15% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | warmsker | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoTox | 89 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | warmsker | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | RaNicK | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flennii | 25 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaZooie | +2.77 | 93 | 45 |
| #2 | Flennii | +2.35 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | RaNicK | +1.66 | 93 | 56 |
| #4 | DoTox | +0.42 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | warmsker | -2.76 | 88 | 25 |





