








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2626 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3128 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2723 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2468 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $898,489 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmythan | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | Knoglefar | 55% | 116 |
| #3 | Roblox CumCannon69420 | 55% | 126 |
| #4 | MC Gløgg | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | AndreasLC | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ladegaard | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | AndreasLC | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Roblox CumCannon69420 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Knoglefar | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | TT | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azur anakonda | +3.84 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | rød ørn | +2.06 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | MC Gløgg | +1.79 | 64 | 40 |
| #4 | TT | +1.77 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | Roblox CumCannon69420 | +1.40 | 67 | 42 |





