








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 364 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7134 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5949 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4794 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4244 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,362,950 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kami | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | meli_avci | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | CruNch! | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | skide | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ba2 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kami | 580 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Cyberstorm_18 | 199 | 0.33 | 6 min |
| #3 | skide | 192 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Klaasnikov | 161 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | surf_fourskillers | 134 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skide | +1.82 | 66 | 50 |
| #2 | P | Ri sM Z | +1.20 | 56 | 68 |
| #3 | surf_fourskillers | +1.08 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | Kami | +0.62 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Klaasnikov | +0.38 | 64 | 72 |





