








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1092 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2015 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2181 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1459 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,146 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXe2902 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | 🚬 NullBz | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | santa | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Sibrand | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | FurryPony420 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🚬 NullBz | 291 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | eXe2902 | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | FurryPony420 | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sibrand | 91 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | santa | 81 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santa | +4.65 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | FurryPony420 | +3.72 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | bobes | +3.14 | 86 | 43 |
| #4 | eXe2902 | +1.75 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | 🚬 NullBz | +0.60 | 48 | 76 |





