








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1179 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,803 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob0 | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | 🐈 Fwuffy 🐈 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | lunarlux | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob0 | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | 🐈 Fwuffy 🐈 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | lunarlux | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rob0 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | lunarlux | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lunarlux | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | rob0 | 60 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | 🐈 Fwuffy 🐈 | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blacky | +3.11 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | lunarlux | +1.09 | 93 | 61 |
| #3 | 🐈 Fwuffy 🐈 | +0.18 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | rob0 | -0.32 | 76 | 54 |





