








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4167 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2404 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3823 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2812 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,938 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +5.77 | 96 | 27 |
| #2 | BesasLT | +4.13 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | Domkaツ™ | +4.03 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | Gučis | +2.97 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | HighPumpkin | +1.92 | 50 | 62 |





