








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2755 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1988 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4421 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3475 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,321,441 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 628 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dok | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | GavinC_ 🙊🙊 | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Panscale prdqzd | 55% | 174 |
| #4 | hYdrys | 50% | 82 |
| #5 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | 48% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panscale prdqzd | +3.31 | 65 | 60 |
| #2 | GavinC_ 🙊🙊 | +2.53 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | hYdrys | +2.13 | 78 | 43 |
| #4 | Spino | +0.20 | 60 | 56 |
| #5 | Tactac ⭕⃤ | -0.75 | 57 | 54 |





