








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1090 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2301 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3390 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3546 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,689,615 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAPPI | 17 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Kr1cho | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Kr1cho Слава Україні | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | sorry not sorry babe | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Schweda | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr1cho | 471 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kr1cho Слава Україні | 370 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | sorry not sorry babe | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | CAPPI | 197 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Schweda | 151 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valerij VAChovsjkyj | +4.47 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | sorry not sorry babe | +4.41 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | Kr1cho | +3.66 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | Kr1cho Слава Україні | +2.89 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | Schweda | +0.85 | 81 | 71 |





