








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12184 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7202 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4885 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $873,700 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capt. Wanky | 81% | 36 |
| #2 | PhantomChaos | 71% | 95 |
| #3 | danZ | 70% | 44 |
| #4 | Chrxme. | 66% | 56 |
| #5 | Karin(30HZ) | 63% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lui | +5.48 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | Chrxme. | +2.96 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | PhantomChaos | +1.59 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | danZ | +1.58 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Capt. Wanky | +1.54 | 73 | 47 |





