








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1945 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3047 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,806 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fs | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | bangdog | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Yuuki♫ | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | ✪۞c۞c۞i۞l۞i۞u | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Ran♫ | 7 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪۞c۞c۞i۞l۞i۞u | 504 | 0.36 | 14 min |
| #2 | fs | 489 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #3 | Yuuki♫ | 349 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | ☾ 川上 黒月 | 314 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | 勇敢牛牛 不怕困難 | 247 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ran♫ | +4.57 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | fs | +3.48 | 89 | 72 |
| #3 | Yuuki♫ | +3.09 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | 勇敢牛牛 不怕困難 | +2.62 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | Dope | +2.51 | 61 | 39 |





