








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 2 different maps


Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
32 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 59 | 41% |
| Smokes | 34 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 38 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 14 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,000 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuZn | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Hästnacke | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | hwn=D | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | TimpaBiceps | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuZn | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Hästnacke | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | hwn=D | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | TimpaBiceps | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuZn | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MuZn | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | Hästnacke | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | hwn=D | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whinedruvan | +2.87 | 69 | 86 |
| #2 | MuZn | +1.91 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | hwn=D | -0.18 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | Hästnacke | -0.90 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | TimpaBiceps | -5.98 | 51 | 66 |





