








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1640 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3488 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1591 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,190,187 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Ven | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Azorius | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ezbek | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | >*(*((*DASDASDas | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Bulb | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azorius | 859 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #2 | >*(*((*DASDASDas | 344 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | kyntäjä | 298 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | -Ven | 240 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ezbek | 229 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Ven | +5.04 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | >*(*((*DASDASDas | +2.76 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | kyntäjä | +2.31 | 80 | 74 |
| #4 | Rainer "Rölli" Lindemann | +1.20 | 61 | 42 |
| #5 | Ezbek | -0.30 | 42 | 57 |





