








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9558 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7738 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4926 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7485 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,796,125 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maikkeli | 34 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | MrBear | 26 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | palmianprinssi | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Humble Beast | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Kuka hiton Bob? | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | etsä tiiä kuka mä oon | +2.37 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Maikkeli | +1.82 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Humble Beast | +0.01 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Jeesus | -0.32 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | palmianprinssi | -0.60 | 62 | 66 |





