








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 834 | 36% |
| Smokes | 472 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 387 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,888 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Ex0dus_ | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nitsuJ | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | ElfielRL | 38% | 24 |
| #4 | Mute 469 | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Ex0dus_ | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | nitsuJ | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | ElfielRL | 38% | 24 |
| #4 | Mute 469 | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElfielRL | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Mute 469 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | _Ex0dus_ | 1 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nitsuJ | 87 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | ElfielRL | 63 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mute 469 | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | _Ex0dus_ | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nitsuJ | +1.68 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | ElfielRL | +1.26 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | _Ex0dus_ | +0.85 | 85 | 37 |
| #4 | Hezarou | -2.30 | 40 | 53 |
| #5 | Mute 469 | -3.36 | 48 | 43 |





