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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19 | 2% |
| Smokes | 327 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 288 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,279 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | charrrrr | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Trapstar Billy | 32% | 31 |
| #3 | Darkbeast | 31% | 29 |
| #4 | DatLuck | 22% | 9 |
| #5 | typeee shiiii | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Trapstar Billy | 32% | 31 |
| #3 | Darkbeast | 31% | 29 |
| #4 | DatLuck | 22% | 9 |
| #5 | typeee shiiii | 22% | 9 |
| #6 | skyon | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | typeee shiiii | 3 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Darkbeast | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trapstar Billy | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | typeee shiiii | 40 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Darkbeast | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | charrrrr | 23 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | skyon | 15 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | charrrrr | +6.10 | 61 | 73 |
| #2 | skyon | +5.84 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | typeee shiiii | -0.01 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | Trapstar Billy | -0.65 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Darkbeast | -0.73 | 42 | 33 |





