








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2421 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6037 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5309 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2703 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,137,019 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PADDY | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | 삐지다 | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | -C | 45% | 110 |
| #4 | Jerking Josh | 38% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PADDY | 63% | 68 |
| #2 | 삐지다 | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | -C | 45% | 110 |
| #4 | Jerking Josh | 38% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 삐지다 | 12 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | -C | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | PADDY | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Jerking Josh | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -C | 418 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | PADDY | 167 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | 삐지다 | 111 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jerking Josh | 89 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -C | +1.67 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | noob | +1.54 | 76 | 39 |
| #3 | 삐지다 | +0.92 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | PADDY | +0.62 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | Jerking Josh | -1.45 | 52 | 31 |





