








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2537 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4304 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3439 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3717 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,174,856 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >>----> |Ninja| <----<< | 15 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | C◕◕kieMeister | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | >>---->|PanMleczak|<----<< | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | >>----> |Gromson| <----<< | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Qkie | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kati_007 | 483 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | >>----> |Gromson| <----<< | 353 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | >>----> |Ninja| <----<< | 280 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | C◕◕kieMeister | 259 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | ToGrzech | 157 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JB | +3.79 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | >>----> |Ninja| <----<< | +3.44 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | Qkie | +2.73 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | C◕◕kieMeister | +1.72 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | Brudnych Podwórek Apostoł | +1.21 | 58 | 60 |





