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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 27% |
| Smokes | 696 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 610 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 603 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,832 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nfr | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Ekku | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | opendeur | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | nylob | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Droxyz | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Droxyz | 25% | 4 |
| #6 | N1p1 | 25% | 8 |
| #7 | toni | 20% | 5 |
| #8 | Maza | 20% | 5 |
| #9 | Zeemzi | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nylob | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Maza | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | opendeur | 94 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ekku | 24 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | nfr | 22 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | N1p1 | 19 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Maza | 19 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droxyz | +3.59 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | Ekku | +3.17 | 55 | 72 |
| #3 | N1p1 | +2.05 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | opendeur | +0.04 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | nfr | -0.29 | 64 | 76 |





