








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1922 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4294 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4008 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1953 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3917 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,849,529 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the zumgess | 67% | 154 |
| #2 | GR1M | 66% | 70 |
| #3 | Finn | 62% | 396 |
| #4 | Pont | 61% | 640 |
| #5 | Hast_Du_Brot | 59% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pont | 2926 | 0.24 | 88 min |
| #2 | -NEO-GT- | 1074 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Finn | 1023 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #4 | the zumgess | 294 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Hast_Du_Brot | 284 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norn1e- | +3.83 | 97 | 52 |
| #2 | Pont | +1.18 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | Finn | -0.46 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | GR1M | -0.94 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | -NEO-GT- | -1.04 | 63 | 64 |





