








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1021 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 842 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1096 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1414 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1435 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,050 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fana | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | Dougy | 55% | 138 |
| #3 | Doom | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fana | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | Dougy | 55% | 138 |
| #3 | Doom | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dougy | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Fana | 14 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dougy | 399 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Doom | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fana | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantasy | +4.82 | 63 | 54 |
| #2 | Dougy | +3.44 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | Doom | +1.33 | 35 | 61 |
| #4 | Fana | -4.42 | 18 | 28 |





