








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 538 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5864 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6071 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6451 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6062 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,652,423 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 938 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silv3r|Xyp | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | mortenloevstad | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silv3r|Xyp | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | mortenloevstad | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortenloevstad | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Silv3r|Xyp | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortenloevstad | 204 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Silv3r|Xyp | 176 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mortenloevstad | +2.19 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | MysteryBox | +1.63 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | Silv3r|Xyp | -1.45 | 52 | 69 |





