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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 200 | 18% |
| Smokes | 260 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 384 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 295 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,900 of utility $326 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlueArt | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Čavo64 | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | zyn zyn | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | Juicy | 100% | 3 |
| #5 | Malario <3 | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill LEGiT | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | pussy_inspector | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | BleibtQL | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | SPEZNA3 | 1 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Juicy | 1 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Čavo64 | +10.34 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | zyn zyn | +8.87 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Bill LEGiT | +5.27 | 81 | 51 |
| #4 | Malario <3 | +3.18 | 92 | 17 |
| #5 | BleibtQL | +3.10 | 45 | 52 |





