








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1024 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 553 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4045 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8000 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4506 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6767 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,616,468 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2047 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIreCravedInsanity | 46% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIreCravedInsanity | 46% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIreCravedInsanity | 105 | 0.0158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIreCravedInsanity | 443 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cytonic | +0.37 | 44 | 46 |
| #2 | FIreCravedInsanity | +0.12 | 35 | 58 |





