








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 882 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9512 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6686 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6558 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5555 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,771 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tap1 | 60% | 63 |
| #2 | hanselor | 56% | 160 |
| #3 | chaechae | 54% | 430 |
| #4 | seymour | 53% | 484 |
| #5 | `Bini_Birocha | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seymour | +2.96 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | chaechae | +2.05 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | hanselor | +1.24 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | elyK | +0.68 | 60 | 77 |
| #5 | Blaack ッ | +0.59 | 71 | 59 |





